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@PettyFay_
My friend talking bout she loved Betty White’s cake mix… GIRL that’s Betty Crocker
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@PettyFay_
If I call my apartment my "house" and you correct me, you a hater fr
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NO CALLER ID 🥴
@PettyFay_
Jobs try me ONE time and I'll be on Indeed for the rest of the day
NO CALLER ID 🥴
@PettyFay_
Don't announce it till it's sealed. Premature announcements attract bad spirits.
𝓜arilynn 𝓜onrollup💋
@PettyFay_
Thank god for Apple Pay cuz I haven’t seen my card in 4 days
𝓜arilynn 𝓜onrollup💋
@PettyFay_
I’m convinced I’m the only person in the world without crocs
𝓜arilynn 𝓜onrollup💋
@PettyFay_
I'm getting old All I do is Check
my Credit, my Bank Account
and my Email
my Credit, my Bank Account
and my Email
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𝓜arilynn 𝓜onrollup💋
@PettyFay_
Jobs be thinking it’s a negotiation when you request a day off y’all better find somebody to cover that shift cus I ain’t coming!
𝓜arilynn 𝓜onrollup💋
@PettyFay_
Getting Money ain’t ever been the problem now SAVING? Boy I tell you what..
𝓜arilynn 𝓜onrollup💋
@PettyFay_
If it's a FREE TRIAL then why tf I gotta put in my credit card number??
𝓜arilynn 𝓜onrollup💋
@PettyFay_
Roku need they ass beat for making them lil ass remotes
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
