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Parker Frey
@Pfrey_
When the words just come out wrong @Pfrey_ pic.twitter.com/pA9kHDEOV1
Retweet of status by @cardwell_hope
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Parker Frey
@Pfrey_
This girl was on the phone at the bars crying and said "all my friends left me" and I've never related them something so much
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Parker Frey
@Pfrey_
People I went from being "friendzoned" to going to "brotherzoned" well I just hit a new low
Parker Frey
@Pfrey_
Guy is about to enter target with his girlfriend and chugs a mini fireball bottle and says "ugh here we go again"
Parker Frey
@Pfrey_
@willspetey @triebenbachtay Because I'm a responsible adult who is going somewhere in life and isn't handed everything
Parker Frey
@Pfrey_
HAPPY 22nd birthday to one of my best friends @Pfrey_ AKA Pgoon!!! pic.twitter.com/5q9YGRQ0G7
Parker Frey
@Pfrey_
@Pfrey_ You must get told this a lot when you post me up in your snap story
Retweet of status by @THEcalbrautigam
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Parker Frey
@Pfrey_
lol this girl said I look attractive on tinder & she added me on snapchat and I snapped her and she opened it and deleted me immediately
Parker Frey
@Pfrey_
"Can you scoot over so I can manspread more" - @THEcalbrautigam
Parker Frey
@Pfrey_
When people are posting stories but not answering your snap back pic.twitter.com/cb4f2uJMbW
Parker Frey
@Pfrey_
@RyanKahnke I'm blushing right now
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
