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Willie Phistergash
@Phistergash
Fuck nudes.
Send me both sides of your credit card.
Send me both sides of your credit card.
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Willie Phistergash
@Phistergash
Me dating in 2016: βUgh. He uses too many emoji. Pass on this loser.β
Me dating in 2018: *Canβt complete a text without using an emoji*
Me dating in 2018: *Canβt complete a text without using an emoji*
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Harry Seaward
@Phistergash
I'm just spraying copious amounts of perfume so the bitch next to me chokes
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Harry Seaward
@Phistergash
Beathard takes the worst sacks.. βhmmm... we are in scoring range.. maybe I should take a sack here and force us to puntβ
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Harry Seaward
@Phistergash
ppl be wildin out in China streets pic.twitter.com/745ImvtvB3
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
