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@PleaseBeGneiss
dry january is almost over so ready to crack open a fresh chapstick
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me: remember my credentials
website: what credentials
me: no seriously please remember my credentials
website: fuck you
website: what credentials
me: no seriously please remember my credentials
website: fuck you
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@PleaseBeGneiss
apps gotta stop the auto conversion of emoticon to emoji. when i type :) i absolutely do not mean
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did they just put elmo down
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mary: iโm pregnant
joseph: how? we havenโt had sex
mary: um idkโฆ god
joseph: ok
joseph: how? we havenโt had sex
mary: um idkโฆ god
joseph: ok
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cicadas cotton eyed joe
where did they come from?
where did they go????
where did they come from?
where did they go????
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one of my neighbors is blasting super mario star theme on loop iโm coming over ๐ค
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canโt believe 8 divided by 2 isnโt 3 i mean ฦ3 what the hell
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sometimes it feels like iโm talking to myself like buddy iโm not listening either
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congrats on the super bowl florida i trust youโll celebrate responsibly
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shouldโve turned off comments. my god. i bet you all like creamy peanut butter too
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@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
