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RNSuperHero
@RNSuperHero
Out of 18 icu patients 16 of them are vented and I swear to god every single one of them is red alarming non stop
31 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Out of 18 icu patients 16 of them are vented and I swear to god every single one of them is red alarming non stop ππππππ
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RNSuperHero
@RNSuperHero
I had a new one today. Patient asked if they could get all their doses of IV abx back to back so they could discharge faster
Retweet of status by @PostOpPrincess
11 Mar 23
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I had a new one today. Patient asked if they could get all their doses of IV abx back to back so they could discharge faster π
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RNSuperHero
@RNSuperHero
Sometimes I just say fuck it and go out for a $150 dinner
29 May 22
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Sometimes I just say fuck it and go out for a $150 dinner π€·ββοΈ
RNSuperHero
@RNSuperHero
Hahahahaha literally had the night from hell and handled that shit show and then got blindsided and demoted afterwards. Good times
25 May 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Hahahahaha literally had the night from hell and handled that shit show and then got blindsided and demoted afterwards. Good times π
RNSuperHero
@RNSuperHero
Nobody warned me puppies were so gross. Molly has constant diarrhea and worms (yes we are treating it but itβs so gross)
04 Feb 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Nobody warned me puppies were so gross. Molly has constant diarrhea and worms (yes we are treating it but itβs so gross) π©π©π©π€’π€’
RNSuperHero
@RNSuperHero
@sarcasm_scrubs Our realistic answer was βsmoothie machineβ because like we ainβt getting more staff or money
30 Jan 21
copy & paste +upvote -downvote @sarcasm_scrubs Our realistic answer was βsmoothie machineβ because like we ainβt getting more staff or money π
RNSuperHero
@RNSuperHero
The hospital is making me go to a class that starts at 0730 today and tomorrow. This is pure evil for a nightshifter
08 Dec 20
copy & paste +upvote -downvote The hospital is making me go to a class that starts at 0730 today and tomorrow. This is pure evil for a nightshifter π
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RNSuperHero
@RNSuperHero
20 Dec 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Serum pH of 6.5. New record for me. Pt lived, for now
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RNSuperHero
@RNSuperHero
03 Oct 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Pt:"I think I'm allergic to the epipen"
Doc:"What symptoms do u have?"
Pt:"I get a panic attack every time I use it"
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RNSuperHero
@RNSuperHero
I heard someone replace βoh shitβ with βoh fecesβ and thatβs my new favorite phrase
06 Aug 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote I heard someone replace βoh shitβ with βoh fecesβ and thatβs my new favorite phrase π
RNSuperHero
@RNSuperHero
24 Jul 18
copy & paste +upvote -downvote Doc:"Y r u here?"
Pt:"My pain clinic is closing in 3 weeks, I need to establish myself here"
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#GTFO
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
14 Jan 13
copy & paste +upvote -downvote astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat* πππ