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Fred Bundy
@RUready4Freddy
Can I go home I shidded
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Sanchito
@RUready4Freddy
Why are they playing the Wii Sports music over the speakers at Walmart
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Not Fred
@RUready4Freddy
Watermelon on a hot day is like a sore , canβt beat it.
Not Fred
@RUready4Freddy
That form thoughhh #hooper #mypresident twitter.com/jackposobiec/sβ¦
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Not Fred
@RUready4Freddy
Babes shouldn't have to walk in the rain like the rest of us
Not Fred
@RUready4Freddy
Who wanna bangout wit me and Fred tanite
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Not Fred
@RUready4Freddy
Little Jeremy grows up so fast. Today he testifies at his first murder trial! Seems like just yesterday I was changing his diaper
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Not Fred
@RUready4Freddy
There are so many stray cats in Israel but "here kitty kitty" doesn't work because they are not English speaking cats
Not Fred
@RUready4Freddy
This shit has me crying bro pic.twitter.com/zMC5Uc6XnA
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Not Fred
@RUready4Freddy
God bless Jennifer Hayden aka best physical therapist in Bardstown
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Not Fred
@RUready4Freddy
Date - "I must admit, this is a really nice restaurant"
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Date - "why did you say sunglasses emoji?"
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Date - "why did you say sunglasses emoji?"
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
