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Michael Galligan
@RatedR1882
@MrsPetticoat Phantom enjoyed that.
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Michael Galligan
@RatedR1882
@MrsPetticoat I believe this may be relevant > m.youtube.com/watch?v=swmuqGβ¦
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Michael Galligan
@RatedR1882
Itβs my birthday on the 18th. Iβd like this please. Size small. Thanks. http://t.co/5Ovl4DnZh7
Michael Galligan
@RatedR1882
You know Clerks 2? The donkey show? And how it's impossible to forget that? I forgot that.
I pick the best date movies me.
I pick the best date movies me.
Michael Galligan
@RatedR1882
I suppose I should be honoured that I was a spambots first ever tweet.
Michael Galligan
@RatedR1882
Second positive move of 2014 made: deactivated my Facebook account.
Michael Galligan
@RatedR1882
Mind you, an argument can be made that I haven't dated at all in that time. But shush, that's not the point.
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Michael Galligan
@RatedR1882
10-1. Don't think I've ever had a score line that good in any of the Champ/Footie Manager's ever. #FMH14
Michael Galligan
@RatedR1882
Anyway. I'm overthinking it. But I do enjoy my brief glimpses of the matrix.
I shall now return to not giving any of the fucks.
I shall now return to not giving any of the fucks.
Michael Galligan
@RatedR1882
β¦send threats to those publications because I didn't like the style of writing or the photograph they'd used. Hell's teeth.
Michael Galligan
@RatedR1882
My pride is certainly injured. Feel a right dickhead. Going to sulk for a bit. But if you read my tweet-skeet, thanks.
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
