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Me,Myself & I
@Rolltide_mn
see if fake whores melt by spraying them with water guns
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Me,Myself & I
@Rolltide_mn
#ItMakesMeSmileWhen I think of all my friends on Twitter #DontFearTheFin pic.twitter.com/tdBYyNa1Na
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@Rolltide_mn
(dm group)
Dude 1: *sends selfie
Dude 2: *sends selfie
D1: *
D2: *
Chick: Hi guy's
D1: *sends selfie
Etc, etc, etc...
Dude 1: *sends selfie
Dude 2: *sends selfie
D1: *
D2: *
Chick: Hi guy's
D1: *sends selfie
Etc, etc, etc...
Retweet of status by @VictorscarletJ
Me,Myself & I
@Rolltide_mn
I don't belong on a FF Flaccid Friday list because I'm the opposite of that
Retweet of status by @patnspankme
Me,Myself & I
@Rolltide_mn
People who celebrate Cinco de Mayo:
Mexicans
Americans
Mexicans
Americans
Retweet of status by @gabryBoschetto
Me,Myself & I
@Rolltide_mn
I just totally accidently dripped sour cream on my boob and licked it off.....in public
totally forgot where I was.
totally forgot where I was.
Retweet of status by @plockwood65
Me,Myself & I
@Rolltide_mn
Apparently saying, "Looks great, now let me see ALL of it" is NOT the right response to a dick pic
Retweet of status by @SingleVixxen
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@Rolltide_mn
IM A CAT PERSON ..I scream in ur face
As I pause from licking my own genitalia
As I pause from licking my own genitalia
Retweet of status by @tweetmelovely_1
Me,Myself & I
@Rolltide_mn
Well, I'm really good at making things hard.
No, think- harder...
No, think- harder...
Retweet of status by @PoutyPink
Me,Myself & I
@Rolltide_mn
Apparently I'm good at making people disappear so I'm gonna do the same.
Me,Myself & I
@Rolltide_mn
Says the chump who didn't serve in the military because he had a bone spur.
@realDonaldTrump @POTUS Cry me a rโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/8โฆ
@realDonaldTrump @POTUS Cry me a rโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/8โฆ
Retweet of status by @TampaBayMomma
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
