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Bompie
@Rose_Absurd
@glacierboyRO Iβm screaming
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Vaxxed&Waxxed
@Rose_Absurd
I told my girlfriend I want 8 kids and she is arguing like she is gonna be the mother.
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Vaxxed&Waxxed
@Rose_Absurd
You cannot buy chemistry unfortunately
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Vaxxed&Waxxed
@Rose_Absurd
My cousinβs boyfriend told her on their first date that heβs going to marry her, pls 9 months in, his uncles have sent a letter YES
Retweet of status by @MsKelebogile
Vaxxed&Waxxed
@Rose_Absurd
The way it should be. twitter.com/sugargirlYSL/sβ¦
Retweet of status by @pmxlxisane
Miss Martha Stewart
@Rose_Absurd
Go brush your teeth at the dentist and also get your Pap smears before the year ends hotties
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Miss Martha Stewart
@Rose_Absurd
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Miss Martha Stewart
@Rose_Absurd
Daily reminder that if youβre not your friends biggest hype-people, then whats the point.
SUPPORT your friends.
SUPPORT your friends.
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Miss Martha Stewart
@Rose_Absurd
And so it begins twitter.com/ewnupdates/staβ¦
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Miss Martha Stewart
@Rose_Absurd
still probably one of my top 10 favorite tweets Iβve seen on this app. pic.twitter.com/lYFDgAzvt5
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A Very Mary Berry
@Rose_Absurd
Checkers needs to chill the fuck out. We get it not a tissue wall pic.twitter.com/1ynaGzflgn
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
