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Sarah
@SaarahSmiles_
@squidwardsgirl5 Uhhh... yes
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Sarah
@SaarahSmiles_
What would we do without Sarah & her wild ways @SaarahSmiles_ #NYE2k16 pic.twitter.com/DKUkBfjhKM
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Sarah
@SaarahSmiles_
Today when they threw the shrimp at me at Shintos I opened my mouth so big that my stitches ripped out but I caught the shrimp still
Sarah
@SaarahSmiles_
Happy birthday to a fat lard. I love you sweet cheeks can't wait to spend the rest of my life with u pic.twitter.com/KJOi7MbmzA
Apple Pie
@SaarahSmiles_
Apple Pie
@SaarahSmiles_
@dantheman55_ okay okay, whatever your heart desires just shoot me a nice text wheneva you want
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Apple Pie
@SaarahSmiles_
I've been working on it for two hours and I'm only 29% done omg
Apple Pie
@SaarahSmiles_
Roses are red , violets are blue . All I want to know is...... pic.twitter.com/X9UJU6YMZ5
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Apple Pie
@SaarahSmiles_
"You look like you got strangled"
China
@SaarahSmiles_
Walking home saw this on the ground and it looks like a shark pic.twitter.com/SHhUYpg3H7
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
