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Sal
@SaladAlex
Iβm trying to become so successful that my exes tell people βwe used to dateβ and they donβt believe them
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Feliz Navidaddy
@SaladAlex
Rt if you live in AZ & have sales experience/ management
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Feliz Navidaddy
@SaladAlex
Sounds clear to us pic.twitter.com/POgOLHI0sz
DARN.
@SaladAlex
I got an extra cup of canes sauce and I still ran out with one tender left . I'm salty af
DARN.
@SaladAlex
My manager saw me watching the blue mountain state episode on heat exhaustion and he's like Oh I love BMS dude I've seen every episode
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
