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I really really wanted to sleep in till like 11 or something but my stupid body woke up too early
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My cousin tries so hard to be a 'roadman' girl and it's so cringe to see
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The first thing we ask any restaurant or cafe that we visit is 'what's the WiFi password?' Greece has made us realise how we rely on phones
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I stalk hot girls online more than hot men
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Americans aren't allowed to buy kinder eggs but can buy rifles from Walmart
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@yasmeenakhtar_ that's good. You don't want roti to know how the fish was
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Why did I agree to have my driving lesson at 9.15 tomorrow? Ffs. Have to drag myself out of bed
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Do you ever get the feeling you just wanna watch all of the Harry Potters
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...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
