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Sam Botterill
@SamBotty93
Wait all week for a nice lie in then when the chance arises you wake up before you would if you'd set an alarm
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Sam Botterill
@SamBotty93
Payday tomorrow no more living like a scruff.. For a week
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Sam Botterill
@SamBotty93
It's good to be nice in life but sometimes you've just gotta tell some cunts to fuck off
Sam Botterill
@SamBotty93
Payday really needs to hurry up
Sam Botterill
@SamBotty93
If you live your life comparing what you have to everyone else you're never going to be happy, life's an adventure not a competition ๏ธ
Sam Botterill
@SamBotty93
I love how girls comment stuff like "girllll " on their mates photos, then you get lads that put "ya fuckin fag"
Sam Botterill
@SamBotty93
Never understood why birds hate the girl their ex is getting with rather than their actual ex, that's why you're all psycho cunts!!!
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Sam Botterill
@SamBotty93
The only reason I don't have an early night on Tuesday's Is so I can watch Bear wind every person up on ex on the beach
Sam Botterill
@SamBotty93
Oh weekend how I've missed you oh wait, I'm working tomorrow
Sam Botterill
@SamBotty93
Not in any way, shape or form am I mentally or physically prepared to return to work, fuck my life
Sam Botterill
@SamBotty93
Can't deal with fatties that say I'm not even fat I'm a size 8, your feet don't count you chubby fudge gorilla
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
