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Sam
@SamGolbach
*my girlfriend and I talking*
Her: wow babe...
me: what
Her: I donβt know what I would do without... my pop socket
Her: wow babe...
me: what
Her: I donβt know what I would do without... my pop socket
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Sam
@SamGolbach
Eminemβs rap is actually talented rap and Iβm glad it is here to save 2018
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Sam
@SamGolbach
1 million
wow. This is the first personal account Iβve hit one million on and that feels crazy. not that I dβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
wow. This is the first personal account Iβve hit one million on and that feels crazy. not that I dβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Sam
@SamGolbach
Iβm at 666k on instagram... the day I bring back 3am challenges..
call me the midnight man
call me the midnight man
Sam
@SamGolbach
I bought coffee flavored water a long time ago and now itβs time to drink it and Iβm wondering why I bought coffee flavored water
Sam
@SamGolbach
SATANIC RITUAL IN ABANDONED BREWERY!
youtu.be/FkT0Ul3nZWA pic.twitter.com/TlBbUiVWUT
youtu.be/FkT0Ul3nZWA pic.twitter.com/TlBbUiVWUT
Retweet of status by @SamandColby
Sam
@SamGolbach
Today I was reminded why I do what I do.
You.
You guys make me the happiest guy in the world
You.
You guys make me the happiest guy in the world
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Sam
@SamGolbach
being alone with your thoughts is more toxic than any disease
Sam
@SamGolbach
Just got an email that said βdonβt worry about your nonexistent nipples, Iβm sure your fans still love youβ
Sam
@SamGolbach
@KatStuartMusic You need no other man in yo life
Sam
@SamGolbach
@devynlundy Hmmm. I think @ItsCoreyScherer needs to give our house weekly dance lessons
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
