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Sam Turmenne
@SamIAm_365
Taking a mental health day at the beach
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Sam Turmenne
@SamIAm_365
They aren't just donuts. They're Gerry's Donuts
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Sam Turmenne
@SamIAm_365
All I want when I'm sick is someone to come cuddle with me and make me feel better
Sam Turmenne
@SamIAm_365
My Netflix isn't working
Sam Turmenne
@SamIAm_365
Brunettes do it better
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Sam Turmenne
@SamIAm_365
A day isn't complete until there's a conversation about poop or farting
Sam Turmenne
@SamIAm_365
I don't think work ever wants me to see my family or bf
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Sam Turmenne
@SamIAm_365
Just saw Mr. Reynolds pushing a baby carriage and walking his dog
Sam Turmenne
@SamIAm_365
β@LifeCheating: Share with your followers! pic.twitter.com/p18GGdEYyGβ sent mine today
Sam Turmenne
@SamIAm_365
If only I had Ice cream to put between these two cookies
Sam Turmenne
@SamIAm_365
Fwiday da Thirteenth
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
