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All that matters is ENTHUSIASTIC CONSENT pic.twitter.com/ZFtAlDhgYA
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@TheDeepKneeBend That or she's trying to make someone else jealous. Money on option A though
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Things My Father Texts Me About
Humanitarian Crises:
Mass Shootings:
Tom Petty:
Humanitarian Crises:
Mass Shootings:
Tom Petty:
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Tom Petty: and this ones called "it feels good to be king"
Me and Allie: *look at each other* like the lion king?
Me and Allie: *look at each other* like the lion king?
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@_whereisaly better to do it now before you hear her screaming for help like we've had to before. you made the right decision
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You lie more than Evan Hansen. twitter.com/realdonaldtrumโฆ
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2017 will be a year of travel, love, healing and hella fucking gainz.
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I. GET. TO. HOLD. A. BABY. THIS. WEEK. I. THINK.
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DEZZZZZ IS BAAACCKKK
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If I were on The Bachelor, I'd step out of that limo wearing nothing but white socks and like, 312 candy necklaces. #DeadpoolOnTheBachelor
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If you're wondering which way to go, remember that your career will never wake up and tell you it doesn't love you anymore.
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
