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Santa Claus, CEO
@SantaInc
The only thing Trump knows about baseball is “stealing third base” without consent.
#WorldSeries
#WorldSeries
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Santa Claus, CEO
@SantaInc
@realDonaldTrump The... ceasefire... that was actually called a “pause”... for 5 days... which lasted less than 24 hours...
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Santa Claus, CEO
@SantaInc
@realDonaldTrump Call me old fashioned, but I would much rather have “knife crime” than “mass shootings”.
Santa Claus, CEO
@SantaInc
@realDonaldTrump Does Trump’s syphilis count as a “bed bug”?
Santa Claus, CEO
@SantaInc
@realDonaldTrump A witness withdrew their statement.
You had literally nothing to do with this.
You had literally nothing to do with this.
Santa Claus, CEO
@SantaInc
@realDonaldTrump @foxandfriends How about you let cameras in to take a more recent picture?
Santa Claus, CEO
@SantaInc
@notcapnamerica @nycsouthpaw “Long Haired Hare”
(Warner Bros., 1949) pic.twitter.com/cQgCnpQHHo
(Warner Bros., 1949) pic.twitter.com/cQgCnpQHHo
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@SantaInc
@realDonaldTrump Tell your daughter.
Santa Claus, CEO
@SantaInc
Is Trump still going to invite Robert Kraft to the White House?
Santa Claus, CEO
@SantaInc
Santa Claus, CEO
@SantaInc
“The Gift of the Magi” by O. Henry
pic.twitter.com/ytCpUT3GDf
pic.twitter.com/ytCpUT3GDf
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
