Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD (SarcasmProf)

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Dear conference organizers:
Here is the nobody asked for, on what *not* to do when organizing a conference.
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Prof. Sarcastic Mom, PhD @SarcasmProf

Keep your enemies close, and your Grudge Rolodex closer.

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The moment you first feel like an academic

#PhDVoice @PostdocVoice pic.twitter.com/uNMPvfYF2Q

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I think every one of us needs to paste this to their computer screen pic.twitter.com/eVyDFedVbB

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@SardonicProf I am not a native English speaker. I didn't know it was wrong to say "5 and a half".

Prof. Sarcasm, PhD @SarcasmProf

Every weekday morning. Apparently one can only have 2:

you and your child(ren) are dressed
you are on time
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If I weighed 182 I'd be cut