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SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
When I get out of bed I always think how I'm a butterfly leaving my cocoon BUT then I see myself and I'm like nope you're a caterpillar
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SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
"Drinking and not getting drunk is like eating a whole gallon of ice cream and saying you don't count the calories" smart words of wisdom.
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SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
So I have been using my fitness pal lately and trying to be healthy(ish) BUT it's wine Wednesday so I need to save my calories for that
SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
I just want to be back at school but not have to go to classes
SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
Reasons to work hard in college and get a good job: being able to make good money so I can travel the world with my bffs #sorrynotsorry
SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
I always want my sound on my phone but I don't want people to hear when I take snapchat pictures? so it's a hard choice #firstworldproblems
SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
Congrats to everyone: starting a relationship, got engaged, set a date, got married, or are having/had a baby... I'm still in my pjs @ noon
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SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
2016 will be the year I let go of all the fake friends οΈ
SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
Words of wisdom from me: don't text the stupid guy who doesn't care, you are beautiful and don't need him to tell you.
SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
Dear future husband: I'm sorry for my sass. I'll do my best to control it because I will love you lots but sometimes I just am a sasshole
SassyCollegeStudent
@SassyCollegeStu
I think I'm funny so that's all that matters
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
