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SassyDCLady
@SassyDCLady
This had me in tearrrsssssss pic.twitter.com/BIMNwaHajd
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SassyDCLady
@SassyDCLady
Is 11 too early for brunch?
Ask for an extreme morning person who has a skewed view on time
Ask for an extreme morning person who has a skewed view on time
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SassyDCLady
@SassyDCLady
Am I gonna have starbs delivered or am I going to keep lying to myself that I like my nespresso machine
SassyDCLady
@SassyDCLady
My housekeeper comes today and I am elated
SassyDCLady
@SassyDCLady
Stopppppp pic.twitter.com/g6ZSMc5JTs
SassyDCLady
@SassyDCLady
I can count how many times Iβve been in home goods this whole year on one hand.....and thatβs just heartbreaking
SassyDCLady
@SassyDCLady
On the whole, men are seriously (and I absolutely cannot stress this enough)
t r a s h
t r a s h
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SassyDCLady
@SassyDCLady
I would like some carbs and attention please
SassyDCLady
@SassyDCLady
What does it say about me that every person in my family has me listed as their first emergency contact and beneficiary
SassyDCLady
@SassyDCLady
On the whole, men are seriously (and I absolutely cannot stress this enough)
t r a s h
t r a s h
SassyDCLady
@SassyDCLady
: please do a posture check
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
