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Sassy Females
@SassyFemales
You wanna know some true fuck shit?
This dude I hooked up with was so big he knocked my iud out of its little home and bruised my cervix
This dude I hooked up with was so big he knocked my iud out of its little home and bruised my cervix
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Sassy Females
@SassyFemales
βStop tweeting when you hornyβ pic.twitter.com/yCVCX9u2LI
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Sassy Females
@SassyFemales
Bone-In wings > bone-out wings
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Sassy Females
@SassyFemales
Itβs amusing that a good bit of people think that net worth = amount of money a person has on hand pic.twitter.com/qv9DtRkk3S
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Sassy Females
@SassyFemales
I know yβall donβt wanna hear this but not everyone looks like a Disney princess
Retweet of status by @xokenziemorgan
Sassy Females
@SassyFemales
Being single is good 'cause you don't have to share your bed or your food
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Sassy Females
@SassyFemales
There needs to be more people in the world that care about the world.. pic.twitter.com/Fhk3wozX82
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Sassy Females
@SassyFemales
Football > Golden Globes
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Sassy Females
@SassyFemales
Literally drafted and carried @SassyFemales fantasy team to championship game and I feel so under appreciated
Sassy Females
@SassyFemales
I had to share this one pic.twitter.com/MtuJ39JZvj
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Sassy Females
@SassyFemales
Itβs GAME DAY! Hawks by a bunch pic.twitter.com/HljLx3eqMQ
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
