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Whiskeyπ₯Lipsπ
@SecretChimera
I will be ravaging TLs for the holidays. Feel my Christmas spirit.
Retweet of status by @SecretChimera
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Whiskyπ₯Lipsπ
@SecretChimera
People are hoarding TP and I'm over here with my priorities straight. #Cheers #Quarantine pic.twitter.com/inGfmjsj7W
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Whiskyπ₯Lipsπ
@SecretChimera
FUCK CANCER
Whiskyπ₯Lipsπ
@SecretChimera
I think it's hilarious that when I look up the cast of #OldSchool, the first credit is 'gang bang guy'. pic.twitter.com/srW9SoTcdY
Whiskyπ₯Lipsπ
@SecretChimera
Does this emoji mean "my pussy is dripping wet"?
Whiskyπ₯Lipsπ
@SecretChimera
I would love to smoke weed with Jeff Goldblum.
Whiskyπ₯Lipsπ
@SecretChimera
#TimeFliesWhen you're celebrating good news. #CHEERS pic.twitter.com/TBLAlg5YaQ
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Whiskyπ₯Lipsπ
@SecretChimera
Rhode Island is a liar. I am not saying that I spent most of my life thinking it was an island.Nope, not saying nβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Whiskyπ₯Lipsπ
@SecretChimera
I just told my Turkey to "open up" and now I am not sure whether I sound like a dentist or a pervert.
Whiskyπ₯Lipsπ
@SecretChimera
You are someone's favorite person. You are also someone's least favorite person.
#beconfident
#stayhumble
#beconfident
#stayhumble
Whiskyπ₯Lipsπ
@SecretChimera
#IfIWereAFlavor gummy bears and scotch pic.twitter.com/LwZAdUwJoS
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
