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Shannon
@ShannonParkes4
Hearing my stepdad fart as he got into bed and my mum punching him
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Shannon
@ShannonParkes4
Getting the middle finger off my stepdad whilst I sunbathe with a vodka and his indoors working #sorrydude
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Shannon
@ShannonParkes4
Definitely putting my head on the pillow soon!
Shannon
@ShannonParkes4
I'm never taking soap to the gym showers again, spent half my time trying to pick it up #slipperyfuck
Shannon
@ShannonParkes4
@chloeludd oh god! I need that grub and a fruit juice can't deal with alcohol atm
Shannon
@ShannonParkes4
Quick powernap is needed
Shannon
@ShannonParkes4
Everything is just going right now!
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Shannon
@ShannonParkes4
My mum says she fancies a dominos. Woman do not say this now after I've just eaten and even that I think she poisoned me with the chicken
Shannon
@ShannonParkes4
Can't wait for this meal at 3, I need a burger!
Shannon
@ShannonParkes4
The best wallpaper for gym motivation! @EllisCooperx pic.twitter.com/e2e5WaYWd7
Shannon
@ShannonParkes4
My mum just see me for the first time today and just went "heavy night was it" - she knows me too well
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
