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Shayne Smith
@Shaydozer
Don’t know why it’s a thing to fuck guys just cuz they’re goofy right now. I skate regular and deserve pussy too
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Shayne Smith
@Shaydozer
What’s the most trailer trash shit you used to do. I used to bring my own 72oz Double Gulp sodas to a brunch spot
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Shayne Smith
@Shaydozer
At the hospital and I’m gonna pull this so the nurse can come see how big my poop is pic.twitter.com/XaZVCLYbVn
Shayne Smith
@Shaydozer
Let a girl in the boys group chat and she left in 24 hours pic.twitter.com/r6VqcUnPq9
Shayne Smith
@Shaydozer
Got my hair braided at the amusement park pic.twitter.com/s91YZMAAte
Shayne Smith
@Shaydozer
@BryanKirks 10/10 can’t wait to see the photos we took of me doing my Buffalo Bill impression
Shayne Smith
@Shaydozer
People calling me ‘ugly hot’ as if the word hot cancels out the word ugly
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Shayne Smith
@Shaydozer
NEW PODCAST
@Shaydozer (aka that straight edge comedian guy from YouTube) joins to talk about turning comedy i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
@Shaydozer (aka that straight edge comedian guy from YouTube) joins to talk about turning comedy i… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Retweet of status by @thepunkrockmba
Shayne Smith
@Shaydozer
Consider this. If I work less I can eat my tradwifes pussy twice as much.
Shayne Smith
@Shaydozer
It’s international men’s day! Shout out to the boys
Absolutely love washing my face, ass hole, and hair with th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Absolutely love washing my face, ass hole, and hair with th… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Shayne Smith
@Shaydozer
@AndrewMichaan Incredible
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
