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Shelby Shaye Jordan
@Shelbie_Welbie
Shoutout to the amber alert notification that sent me into cardiac arrest at 5am
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Shelby Shaye Jordan
@Shelbie_Welbie
Imagine a world where the emporia DQ served food
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Shelby Shaye Jordan
@Shelbie_Welbie
Last night when I brought Keiona home she goes "I can't walk because my legs are peanut butter" #twentyfirst
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Shelby Shaye Jordan
@Shelbie_Welbie
Shelby Shaye Jordan
@Shelbie_Welbie
@SanciaMarie I just asked Shelby and she said "McDonald's cuz people be lovin it"
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Shelby Shaye Jordan
@Shelbie_Welbie
I want a tattoo
Shelby Shaye Jordan
@Shelbie_Welbie
I'M SCREAMING pic.twitter.com/mb8bFfglV1
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Shelby Shaye Jordan
@Shelbie_Welbie
I'm glad my tax dollars go to all the state workers who don't ever plow the roads
Shelby Shaye Jordan
@Shelbie_Welbie
My pain level right now, on a scale from 1-10, is getting hit by a bus
Shelby Shaye Jordan
@Shelbie_Welbie
Someone please stop my sister and her husband pic.twitter.com/vz56KMhPHA
Shelby Shaye Jordan
@Shelbie_Welbie
@Shelbie_Welbie wait you went to the gym?
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
