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Applying for jobs is just shooting ur shot but with a corporation
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How come guys wash their assholes and face with the same towel and have flawless skin life ainโt fair
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Pat Bev is black Air Forces in human form
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@wa_wado @RealCultured Nah this not funny she coulda killed him. He was stressed beyond belief pic.twitter.com/zpWbT7Xdqn
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Me: who that dude you posted on your insta ??
Girl: my dad?? Itโs Fatherโs Day
Me:
Girl: my dad?? Itโs Fatherโs Day
Me:
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Damn I made this lady a cucumber shot and she said โsomeone needs to call bar rescue cause this ainโt a cucumber shotโ
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My friends are beautiful angelic queens who deserve Prince Charming so why the FUCK do they date roaches
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Should I get a party bus for my birthday?
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I said I would take my diet more seriously starting in March... bitch I didnโt know that was tomorrow
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Little tittys are better than big tittys twitter.com/bsophii/statusโฆ
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I prayed and prayed and prayed and God delivered! Iโm so thankful
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
