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Calypso ๐
@Shes_TheBestYo
Beyonce will never perform at the white house again
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@Shes_TheBestYo
When I see people walking towards the elevator I'm in pic.twitter.com/jGUu6jtIUm
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@Shes_TheBestYo
I'm never pressed for a text back unless you're my bestie or my man
Calypso ๐
@Shes_TheBestYo
I'd rather be your enemy pic.twitter.com/MK0Jm0fxOw
Retweet of status by @6Godessa__
Calypso ๐
@Shes_TheBestYo
I love when an app closes/message fails & you realize you didn't want to send it anyway. Ain't God good.
Calypso ๐
@Shes_TheBestYo
(Some) Gemini's are made out of Salt, Spice & everything not nice
Calypso ๐
@Shes_TheBestYo
These are dangerous hours to be awake
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@Shes_TheBestYo
She not lying tho pic.twitter.com/qoXorIJUHJ
Retweet of status by @HoesLoveGLO
Calypso ๐
@Shes_TheBestYo
Why am I so gullible
Calypso Beso ๐
@Shes_TheBestYo
#WhitePeopleAreMadBecause they babies don't come out different colors unless they fuck a BLACK person
Retweet of status by @thatssocarissa
Calypso Beso ๐
@Shes_TheBestYo
I feel so bougie when I use a stylus
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
