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Shirley🥀
@ShirleyLapukeni
Don't forget God when you get what you prayed for.
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Shirley🥀
@ShirleyLapukeni
I pranked my girlfriend, i said i saw her kissing another guy.
She apologized
She apologized
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Shirley🥀
@ShirleyLapukeni
Having to twerk after peeing because there’s no toilet paper in the bathroom <<<<<<
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Shirley❣️
@ShirleyLapukeni
Groceries are so expensive
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Shirley❣️
@ShirleyLapukeni
The pressure to stay relevant on this app atleast look the part ..
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Shirley❣️
@ShirleyLapukeni
Who told human beings that kitchen tap has cleaner water than toilet tap?🤷
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Tiny Koala🐨☘️
@ShirleyLapukeni
They say alcohol doesn't solve your problems but neither does being sober 🤷
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Shirley💕
@ShirleyLapukeni
I MISS SEX so much, I even get jealous when I put a key inside the lock
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Shirley💕
@ShirleyLapukeni
Ever had a kiss in your dream and felt it
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...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
