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shitney
@ShitneyElliott
I WANNA BE THIS EXTRA pic.twitter.com/uDsoNAsKJA
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shitney
@ShitneyElliott
It's seems to me, the shittier a person you are, the more friends you acquire. I don't understand the loophole.
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shitney
@ShitneyElliott
And tom showed up with a huge bag of dove chocolate. He really knows his way to a girls heart
shitney
@ShitneyElliott
My bff turns 21 tomorrow but is pregnant so not drinking
shitney
@ShitneyElliott
When you're a new server that's served before but they don't know that so they think they can pull a slick one on ya but I'm slicker
shitney
@ShitneyElliott
Tom came back down the stairs halfway to tell me he loves me again before he leaves for work
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shitney
@ShitneyElliott
Smoking a blunt with my bffs baby daddy for his bday and my bffs naked in bed
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
