1.
Kelsey Simmons
@SimmonsKelsey
Just here to share my growth as an adult:
My tire got a screw in last night( mre than me lucky bastard) so my caβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
My tire got a screw in last night( mre than me lucky bastard) so my caβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
2.
Kelsey Simmons
@SimmonsKelsey
Iβm so ready to be social with everyone again!
Festivals,sporting events, concerts, hugs, no face mask, Iβm ready for it all
Festivals,sporting events, concerts, hugs, no face mask, Iβm ready for it all
3.
4.
5.
6.
7.
Kelsey Simmons
@SimmonsKelsey
I really prayed to God for some dick, and he out here putting in work
Mamaverse is good
Mamaverse is good
Kelsey Simmons
@SimmonsKelsey
So we just done with corona now
Kelsey Simmons
@SimmonsKelsey
Riding dick should be an Olympic sport
I would make my country so proud
I would make my country so proud
Kelsey Simmons
@SimmonsKelsey
If the virus fucked your wedding date up...... maybe itβs a sign sis
Kelsey Simmons
@SimmonsKelsey
How the fuck yβall get pregnant with no car
Yβall walking to dick appointments??
Yβall walking to dick appointments??
8.
9.
10.
11.
Kelsey Simmons
@SimmonsKelsey
My roommate is a tattoo artist
Sooo a bitch is about to have a sleeve when she comes out of Quarantine
Sooo a bitch is about to have a sleeve when she comes out of Quarantine
Kelsey Simmons
@SimmonsKelsey
My taste in men is shit, but when it comes to women...... complete shit too
Kelsey Simmons
@SimmonsKelsey
Some of these kids talking shit like they donβt have big sisters/brother
Do we not have the Big Brother program no more
Do we not have the Big Brother program no more
Kelsey Simmons
@SimmonsKelsey
Girls that donβt like anal..............have you even tried it?!
...but wait! There's more!
1.
fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
