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sam ☾
@SincerelySammiJ
*sam and Nate having a contest who can do the jerk better*
Sam: JESS YOU HAVE TO JUDGE WE’RE JERKING OFF, WE’RE HAVING A JERK OFF
Sam: JESS YOU HAVE TO JUDGE WE’RE JERKING OFF, WE’RE HAVING A JERK OFF
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sam ☾
@SincerelySammiJ
When we’re all up in the group chat at 6:30 am tis why we hate our lives twitter.com/SincerelySammi…
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sam ☾
@SincerelySammiJ
front page of the paper ? don’t mind if do pic.twitter.com/C6CGHgkFMh
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sam ☾
@SincerelySammiJ
As Beyonce said... I’m a bad bitch she’s a savage ain’t no comparison there pic.twitter.com/Qpy7LlTQXA
sam ☾
@SincerelySammiJ
Truly mourning the loss of Bernie’s candidacy this morning
sam ☾
@SincerelySammiJ
How can people even post current vacation pictures right now without feeling like a complete idiot
sam ☾
@SincerelySammiJ
I can’t wait until I’m at the point that I can financially do all the things I want to do for people for Christmas
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sam ☾
@SincerelySammiJ
@SincerelySammiJ thought hot girl summer was over but SHITTTT i guess not
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sam
@SincerelySammiJ
I hate sleeping alone so much that I literally wrap myself in pillows every night so my bed doesn’t feel so empty
☃️🎄sam 🎄☃️
@SincerelySammiJ
“Tell your mom I’m a little pissed she didn’t birth you 2 years sooner” #livingwithsam
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👻🕸 sam 🕸🎃
@SincerelySammiJ
when I text Gabi I have to repeatedly tell myself “she likes you” bc she comes off so uninterested over text
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
