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Vladimir Lennon
@SlimtheSage
You could be my river of sunshine you should be my girl
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Vladimir Lennon
@SlimtheSage
My friends who are taller than me question my height I'm 5'7 damn it let me cook
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Vladimir Lennon
@SlimtheSage
I just saw two girls post the same dude for national boyfriend day
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Vladimir Lennon
@SlimtheSage
Iβm fuck wit his lil bad ass like a mutha fucka tho pic.twitter.com/dsAGjqAovM
Vladimir Lennon
@SlimtheSage
Indigo Park Authority album release party August 9th. Save the date, beloved. See you there pic.twitter.com/BAq7uEbNai
Vladimir Lennon
@SlimtheSage
Big ups to the Hollywood jews for brainwashing girls way out of my league into thinking that Iβm attractive with their romantic comedies
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Vladimir Lennon
@SlimtheSage
Guys, I've found my ideal job pic.twitter.com/ibKyCgjBt4
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Slimetheus
@SlimtheSage
Yo! If a public bathroom door is locked, don't forget to repeatedly try opening it and give the person using it paralyzing anxiety
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Slimetheus
@SlimtheSage
Itβs Friday! Treat yourself, you deserve it! Today we have..
German chocolate muffins
Carrot cake muffins
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German chocolate muffins
Carrot cake muffins
Sprinkβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Mayor of DC
@SlimtheSage
Crazy looking back on My 20 - 21 yr old self, i was super proud of this project despite being too shy to share
soundcloud.com/youngman760/seβ¦
soundcloud.com/youngman760/seβ¦
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Malcom Sex
@SlimtheSage
MAY 12th pic.twitter.com/2RNFGcNdZM
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
