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alyssa nelson
@SnowflakeNelson
They like savage why you got a 12 car garage and you only got 6 cars
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alyssa nelson
@SnowflakeNelson
when he texts back in a timely manner, makes u laugh, and doesn't entertain other ladies pic.twitter.com/DQUId1X4FB
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alyssa nelson
@SnowflakeNelson
I'm crying these are the best things to happen in a long time pic.twitter.com/p9AR9cECke
alyssa nelson
@SnowflakeNelson
OMG THEY LOOK SO HAPPY pic.twitter.com/WRNjPowqaR
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alyssa nelson
@SnowflakeNelson
This app sends me updates and photos of my niece while she's at daycare pic.twitter.com/Nrdfk7aZPS
alyssa nelson
@SnowflakeNelson
When he's with his boys so you tell him he can text you later but he hits you with the "nah I wanna keep talking to you" real MVP
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alyssa nelson
@SnowflakeNelson
Jingle bells Freshman smell Sophomores are so lame Juniors suck Seniors, YUCK! Middle schoolers all the way
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alyssa nelson
@SnowflakeNelson
Looks like I finally get a second date pic.twitter.com/mUxZ1xEAZ1
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alyssa nelson
@SnowflakeNelson
it's todaybut I'm not smoking weedI'm smokingthe Biblebecause heavenis the highest you can get
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alyssa nelson
@SnowflakeNelson
*sees shade being thrown* *catches it* pic.twitter.com/a3vFpscasz
alyssa nelson
@SnowflakeNelson
"I wish you'd look at me the way Elias Lindholm looks at his hockey stick." pic.twitter.com/orP0oK5vHA
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
