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It slid from under the seat when I had to slam on my brakes today to avoid hitting a cop because my life is an adventure
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Waking up to a crisp chill in the air has me like pic.twitter.com/28xOda8XQQ
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Idk why I'm still awake like I don't have to be up functioning/stuck in traffic in like 5 hours
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Yes Im absurdly thin. No Im not sick again. If you have a problem with my weight kindly fuck off because I sure dont have a problem with it
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I had a hotdog for breakfast and a beer for lunch. I'm basically nailing this #July4th thing
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Life would be so much more pleasant if I had a @LillyPulitzer Jeep tbh
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@sperrytopsider Kinda just described myself"perfect with a totally destroyed inner sole" #yikes
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If you press and hold the flashlight app icon you can decide how bright you'd like it to be#RTtoSaveALife pic.twitter.com/wCITnAagU6
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When you need a vacation from your life but your bank account is like pic.twitter.com/ZYqLrjYRgH
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When it's payday but you're still broke pic.twitter.com/sPQ8uW4Mt1
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When someone tries to speak to me before I've had my morning coffee instagram.com/p/BUg4texBb49/ pic.twitter.com/ueNu2oTFx2
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
