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Suzi
@SocialiteSuzi
Friend: Why tf u keep dating Chicago niggas?!
Me: Iโm tryna find me a lilโ Obama
Friend: Bitchโฆ OBAMA WAS BORN IN HAWAII!
Me: Iโm tryna find me a lilโ Obama
Friend: Bitchโฆ OBAMA WAS BORN IN HAWAII!
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Suzi
@SocialiteSuzi
I love money first, you second
Retweet of status by @_lalabaptiste
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Suzi
@SocialiteSuzi
2020 is not the year of RECONCILIATION for me.
I choose to give everyone love but, not everyone will be getting my FIRE ASS ENERGY
I choose to give everyone love but, not everyone will be getting my FIRE ASS ENERGY
Suzi
@SocialiteSuzi
@saderxgers Or when she shook the spoons in the pickle jar and said โMy friends need to be punishedโ
Suzi
@SocialiteSuzi
Having a daughter is like having a broke best friend that thinks youโre rich.
Retweet of status by @SadityyyB
St. Suzi de Virgin
@SocialiteSuzi
I just saved $56.92 on a $37 dollar purchase!
No coupons!
I just be at self checkout stealing
(#issaJOKE)
No coupons!
I just be at self checkout stealing
(#issaJOKE)
St. Suzi de Virgin
@SocialiteSuzi
I just wanna marry a tall nigga
so, i aint gotta see his raggedy ass bald spot wheb he start losing his shit
so, i aint gotta see his raggedy ass bald spot wheb he start losing his shit
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St. Suzi de Virgin
@SocialiteSuzi
I never keep my exes blocked,
I need that nigga to see me!
THRIVIN & SURVIVIN!
GLOWIN & GROWIN!
BOSSIN & FLOSSIN!
I need that nigga to see me!
THRIVIN & SURVIVIN!
GLOWIN & GROWIN!
BOSSIN & FLOSSIN!
St. Suzi de Virgin
@SocialiteSuzi
"Ion mean to be all in y'all pussy" twitter.com/wholelottaleekโฆ
St. Suzi de Virgin
@SocialiteSuzi
u bet not be arguing over a nigga u cheating on
sis, u play too much
sis, u play too much
St. Suzi de Virgin
@SocialiteSuzi
Shit not finna keep going down the same way
Retweet of status by @driaburnside
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
