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Sammy Somers
@SomersSammy
Pls send me all positive vibes or juju or whatever else. Neeeeeeed them
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Sammy Somers
@SomersSammy
Only low life piece of shits get mad about paying for their half of the financial responsibility for their child
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Sammy Somers
@SomersSammy
My little shrimpy girl her tiny capris I'm done pic.twitter.com/xz2gn925v7
Sammy Somers
@SomersSammy
Aris rubbing my stomach saying "bumpy road what a bumpy road"
Sammy Somers
@SomersSammy
This angel rode her big girl bike today and im so proud pic.twitter.com/CbCNHHqp4e
Sammy Somers
@SomersSammy
Having a significant other to plan fun things with is super cool
Sammy Somers
@SomersSammy
When can I quit my job & travel the world?
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Sammy Somers
@SomersSammy
Groupon is killing me with the massage and facial alerts momma needs a massage and facial
Sammy Somers
@SomersSammy
Flowers will always make a girl's day pic.twitter.com/H1cZpUxjRe
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Sammy Somers
@SomersSammy
RT if you can relate pic.twitter.com/Uso8IaPvw7
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Sammy Somers
@SomersSammy
My nigga someone get their dad lmaooo pic.twitter.com/GmdtTV4Q3l
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
