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#CreditScoreHorror The nexus of my LexisNexis is: I better forget about that Lexus
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@archangelcrew Can you ask him if he has an identical twin sister?
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@angelacobb Red Buttons had a schtick ["never got a dinner"] so funny I'm still catching my breath.
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*THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS* when you knock 5O,OOO doors over the weekend. 1OO,OOO to go before polls close.
DO.NOT. Lโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
DO.NOT. Lโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @dannyoconnor1
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@TMannWSJ I've never been much too slender to qualify for something before this
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@Spatula8
@ChelleyBeannss Didn't get a fortune cookie today but did get a pretty raspberry cocktail pic.twitter.com/b9dZT1X6iA
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@ChelleyBeannss They're also called 'love handles and, yes, they're a thing
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@archangelcrew Twitter got invented so I can see selfies of @archangelcrew... there might be other reasons, but I can't think of one
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@CocoRuza Which @vogueaustralia model is that? Usually I can identify all the models, but I'm stumped.
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@archangelcrew Cheers 2 u 2, love
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Genius.Wish I had thought of it!#quickerfuckerupper pic.twitter.com/CDGdoJsty5
Retweet of status by @rbochnia66
...but wait! There's more!
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astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
