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Spenser Wempe
@SpenserWempe
A school in my hood was evacuated today & hazmat squad called for an unknown substance on the floor... it was pumpkin spice air freshener
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Spenser Wempe
@SpenserWempe
I really like this #MissAmerica ivy-league educated, progressive, and brunette!
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Spenser Wempe
@SpenserWempe
Well don't get raped in Arkansas, the rapist could sue you for trying to have an abortion....
Spenser Wempe
@SpenserWempe
Peru needs to export pisco sours. It'd be a gift to the world.
Spenser Wempe
@SpenserWempe
While South Korea is stripped power from its president because of her intimate ties to business, the US just elected one because of his.
Spenser Wempe
@SpenserWempe
My body clock is all kinds of confused. In a week I'll have gone from EST to PST to MST to PST to EST.
Spenser Wempe
@SpenserWempe
The eggsalad guy is me with my Miss America class. Haha οΈ pic.twitter.com/N6SL2lMn2c
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Spenser Wempe
@SpenserWempe
Let's go! #wvu #MarchMadness
Spenser Wempe
@SpenserWempe
.@TheDailyShow awl, @Trevornoah why??? You're one of my favorites, but this isn't cool.
Spenser Wempe
@SpenserWempe
Martinsburg doing work. Passing a non-discrimination ordinance and denying a confederate revival parade. Do work.
Spenser Wempe
@SpenserWempe
Foster became a model today pic.twitter.com/gqkyvmSvEZ
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
