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Spuds 4 Turnip ๐ฅ
@Spuds4Turnip
Keeping all of my friends in the Western US in my thoughts. Take care and stay safe!
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Spuds 4 Turnip ๐ฅ
@Spuds4Turnip
The United States is a labor camp masquerading as a first world nation.
#FridayFeeling
#FridayFeeling
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Spuds 4 Turnip ๐ฅ
@Spuds4Turnip
Galaxy Brain: if mail-in voting is terrible but absentee voting isn't, let's just have everyone absentee vote.
Spuds 4 Turnip ๐ฅ
@Spuds4Turnip
I have degrees in Physics and Electrical Engineering, but tonight is the night I remembered how to do long division. #4thGrade
Spuds 4 Turnip ๐ฅ
@Spuds4Turnip
I've been on Twitter for like 3 months and I still don't have 1M followers. Am I doing something wrong or do people just hate potatoes?
Spuds 4 Turnip ๐ฆ๐ฅ๐ฅง
@Spuds4Turnip
The is going to go through some things.
Spooky Spuds 4 Turnip ๐
@Spuds4Turnip
What's your Halloween costume? Mine is 'Sexy Potato.'
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Spuds 4 Turnip
@Spuds4Turnip
Happy Fry-day! The impeachment seed is planted, but storm of narcissism is on the horizon. Keep your roots in the ground, friends.
Spuds 4 Turnip
@Spuds4Turnip
@SuckerCarlson I have an IQ higher than Brian Kilmeade and I can solve a rubik's cube faster than him, and I'm a potato without hands.
Spuds 4 Turnip
@Spuds4Turnip
You can't override a Supreme Court decision with an Executive Order, and you can't gaslight a potato.
Spuds 4 Turnip
@Spuds4Turnip
Vegetables are underrepresented in #GameofThrones.
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
