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Justin Staggs Ⓥ
@Staggfilms
There’s just no good place to attach a giant chain wallet to a kilt
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Justin Staggs Ⓥ
@Staggfilms
How come Puss in Boots gets to prance around wearing just boots and a belt, but when I do it I get a lifetime ban from Walgreens?
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Justin Staggs Ⓥ
@Staggfilms
Heavy metal will never let you down
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Justïn Stäggs Ⓥ
@Staggfilms
Once again the WWE has rejected my new character pitch: The Balls-Puncher
Justïn Stäggs Ⓥ
@Staggfilms
Wish I had webbed hands like the Creature from the Black Lagoon for romantic purposes
Justïn Stäggs Ⓥ
@Staggfilms
Desperately want a Kawasaki Saxaboom, but people are selling these for $500+ on eBay. Thanks a lot, Jack Black pic.twitter.com/e1EWtGeVBG
Justïn Stäggs Ⓥ
@Staggfilms
Ugh, so much despair and disappointment. Desperate for a kernel of hope and inspiration today
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Justïn Stäggs Ⓥ
@Staggfilms
ugh, got my XXL JNCOs stuck in an escalator at the mall again
Jüstin Stäggs Ⓥ
@Staggfilms
The Northman was insane. Now that’s a movie.
Justin Staggs Ⓥ
@Staggfilms
Dwayne Johnson also publicly declined my invitation to be fun pillow fort buddies
Justin Staggs Ⓥ
@Staggfilms
18 hours into a 24 hour fast and I just want all the food in the house rn
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
