Stevie Vegas (Steve the Juggler) (SteveJuggler)

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I've finally decided to stop translating French puns into English.
An egg is an egg.

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@funnyishcyd Good word wrangling Cyd! 🤹

Although I’ve managed to inject steroids into my arm successfully, it’s all been in vein… 🦾

When I heard that Northamptonshire was full of retired shoe-makers, I thought

"That's a load of old cobblers."

Thought of a joke about an Aga Cooker, but it's a slow burner.

#LunchPun

Who decided to call it “Crufts” instead of “Top of the Pups”?

🦮‍🦺 #LunchPun #RateMyPun ‍🦺🦮

Planning to run a Marathon in 6 months. That's only 0.145 miles per day, so should be achievable.

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fakhright @fakhright

astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*

ReganBrittany @ReganBrittany

Nanana diva is the female version of the hustlaaaa! #gettinmoney

Rickygonz1215 @Rickygonz1215

If I weighed 182 I'd be cut