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Susannah Birch
@SusannahBirch
At what temperature should you cook a zombie to destroy a blood borne virus?
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Susannah Birch
@SusannahBirch
If I hear one more person say "You're too young to write a memoir"
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Susannah Birch
@SusannahBirch
Why do I even bother trying to argue with long covid deniers?
Susannah Birch
@SusannahBirch
I just had someone tell me "Men and women can't be friends," and I'm taking comebacks and rewrites for this outdated cliche below
Susannah Birch
@SusannahBirch
Local children's author Rory H. Mather (@RoryHMatherauth) launched his two latest children's books, Easter Hat-asโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Retweet of status by @SusannahBirch
Susannah Birch
@SusannahBirch
I lost my wedding ring a few years ago, so my husband made me a new one for our 14th anniversary. pic.twitter.com/EwjgmesdIg
Susannah Birch
@SusannahBirch
Why don't they make more adult toothpaste options that don't taste like mint?
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Susannah Birch
@SusannahBirch
@rebecca77112 @BillyBo58678428 Except that's an Adobe stock image
Susannah Birch
@SusannahBirch
I run a Facebook page for people who don't like Mother's Day. A complete stranger messaged this to the page. I waโฆ twitter.com/i/web/status/1โฆ
Susannah Birch
@SusannahBirch
I just referred to slippers as 'gloves for my feet'.
Susannah Birch
@SusannahBirch
I've just worked out where the government is getting all this money from! Politician's travel allowance - they can't go anywhere!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
