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@SydneyLiz32
My manager brought me into work to try all of our cocktails & wines to know what they taste like & now it's 2pm and I'm stumbling home
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Sydney β
@SydneyLiz32
I wore my winter coat to class and the boy that sat next to me called me a "weenie"
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Sydney β
@SydneyLiz32
Today a man tipped me $75 on a $26 bill because I was spending labor day at work
Sydney β
@SydneyLiz32
Thinkin bout neglecting all future obligations and setting up my tent in the rockies and never looking back
Sydney β
@SydneyLiz32
Man I served today: "do you have coke here?"
Me: "Yes"
Him: "I'll take an eight ball and a rolled up dollar bill if you have one"
Me: "Yes"
Him: "I'll take an eight ball and a rolled up dollar bill if you have one"
Sydney β
@SydneyLiz32
My heart is absolutely broken. I learned so much from you, Kristina Lewis. I hope it's beautiful where you are
Sydney β
@SydneyLiz32
Finally doin' it....tattoo appointment at 4
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@SydneyLiz32
Only downside to summer = mosquitoes
Sydney β
@SydneyLiz32
Sydney β
@SydneyLiz32
Guess a girl can't ask a friend what's up pic.twitter.com/Ila6V2VXKg
Sydney β
@SydneyLiz32
@emmyhagland @LilMeezyyy omg I love you
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
