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Taelor McKenzie
@TaelorWiser
*thinks about getting up for work*
Yeah.... it's a no for me.
Yeah.... it's a no for me.
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Taelor McKenzie
@TaelorWiser
Alright who's got my keys
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Taelor McKenzie
@TaelorWiser
I feel like I need a wine night
Taelor McKenzie
@TaelorWiser
Stay the fuck away from me if you don't wanna hear me cuss bc I'm not gonna stop
Retweet of status by @SonkaJodi
Taelor McKenzie
@TaelorWiser
I cook with SO MUCH garlic. It's fantastic.
Taelor McKenzie
@TaelorWiser
If I don't like you I'm not going to pretend I do. Pretty fuckin simple.
Taelor McKenzie
@TaelorWiser
When a woman's excuse for not getting on birth control is "I don't want to gain weight" I have THE hardest time controlling myself.
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Taelor McKenzie
@TaelorWiser
I told Jared last night that I wanted to get drunk as hell... I'd say the almost empty fifth of tequila accomplished that goal
Taelor McKenzie
@TaelorWiser
I hold grudges idc, I don't like you, I never will
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Taelor McKenzie
@TaelorWiser
Taelor McKenzie
@TaelorWiser
@Kaaaayla0 sounds fair to me
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
