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Taylor Williamson
@TaylorComedy
Please enjoy watching me repress a panic attack while trying to promote my latest tour dates in under a minute! pic.twitter.com/ZMmaJUntCl
Retweet of status by @TaylorComedy
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Taylor Williamson
@TaylorComedy
*Real life convo*
Girl: "I think Jewish guys are good looking."
Me: "I'm Jewish!"
Girl: "You don't look Jewish."
#waitaminute
Girl: "I think Jewish guys are good looking."
Me: "I'm Jewish!"
Girl: "You don't look Jewish."
#waitaminute
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Taylor Williamson
@TaylorComedy
@tonyschiavone24 Tony! Thatβs not what I look like in the future! BRB Iβm gonna go brush my teeth again.
Taylor Williamson
@TaylorComedy
Hereβs a joke I told on AGT: The Champions last month! Simon Cowell hated it.
@AGT #agt #agtChampions pic.twitter.com/RqhtW92s1J
@AGT #agt #agtChampions pic.twitter.com/RqhtW92s1J
Taylor Williamson
@TaylorComedy
Me in LA, seeing itβs currently -30 degrees in the Midwest:
Me remembering Iβm going there tomorrow:
Me remembering Iβm going there tomorrow:
Taylor Williamson
@TaylorComedy
@yumabooma @TheSivert That effing waterboy is the reason weβre gonna live in Waterworld
Taylor Williamson
@TaylorComedy
@realDonaldTrump @FoxNews You cheated on a model with a girl who you think has a horse face
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
