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Teqi
@TequilaSaltlife
How many will admit that they tried Herbal Essence in the shower, to see if they got an amazing orgasm, like the commercial?
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Teqi
@TequilaSaltlife
CLUES!
It teaches style! (9)
Nude art outlined with pinkish pen (6)
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It teaches style! (9)
Nude art outlined with pinkish pen (6)
Knock back first of two courses at Bβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
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Teqi
@TequilaSaltlife
Me, crying : you could've been a lawyer! or a doctor!
My cat:
My cat:
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Teqi
@TequilaSaltlife
maybe there's a revolver in my pocket AND i'm happy to see you. have you thought about that!?
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Teqi
@TequilaSaltlife
Me: Babe, I need you to shove your arm up in there, grab my uterus, and just yank it out, okay?
Husband: I gotta go...
Husband: I gotta go...
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Teqi
@TequilaSaltlife
Me: I'ma put a baby in you
Her: Will you please just install the damn car seat?
Her: Will you please just install the damn car seat?
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Teqi
@TequilaSaltlife
once i learn how to hold back my tears in an argument, itβs over for you bitches
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Teqi
@TequilaSaltlife
No...I donβt want to hear about your fitness journey.
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Teqi
@TequilaSaltlife
Popular opinion: you're notfunny
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Teqi
@TequilaSaltlife
Normalize not being an insufferable twat
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Teqi
@TequilaSaltlife
βYou know you look a lot more innocent than you are, right?β
Who me?
Who me?
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
