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Austyn_Texas
@TexasAustyn
Iβve been doing so so well on my diet. Iβm craving Mexican food with a margarita. No no no no
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Austyn_Texas
@TexasAustyn
I bet Justin Trudeau makes breakfast for his wifeβs boyfriend.
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Austyn_Texas
@TexasAustyn
Dave Chappelle talking about French actor Jussie Smollett: pic.twitter.com/bBUaQIIPCK
Retweet of status by @MeAloneInMyMind
Austyn_Texas
@TexasAustyn
The $9 glass of water I seriously hope she put out afterwards. Freaking ridiculous. Maybe he tipped her well and she got her nails fixed?
Austyn_Texas
@TexasAustyn
It makes me sad that people donβt have the same sense of humor I do.
Austyn_Texas
@TexasAustyn
Who can honestly say they never had a DUI
i'll wait
Me
i'll wait
Me
Retweet of status by @Artist06730777
Austyn_Texas
@TexasAustyn
I graduated high school 14 years ago ughhhh I feel old.
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Austyn_Texas
@TexasAustyn
Man, Iβm just pissing people off today. I find it so entertaining. Anyways, Iβm off to the gym. Iβm going to makeβ¦ twitter.com/i/web/status/1β¦
Austyn_Texas
@TexasAustyn
...but wait! There's more!
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
