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Almonte
@TheAlmonteFilms
Black people be talking about “coming out” as conservative so much y’all might as well join the “Alphabet gang”
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Almonte
@TheAlmonteFilms
Just FYI- I bought a luxury residential skyscraper with my $1200 at 8 am, by noon I had signed leases for all 300… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Almonte
@TheAlmonteFilms
happy women’s history month!! if you’re a white woman or a man of any race you owe me $5
cash app $ivfischer… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
cash app $ivfischer… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Almonte
@TheAlmonteFilms
When people call it "Oodles & Noodles"
Almonte
@TheAlmonteFilms
Y’all really believe y’all friends’ relationship with their toxic abusive ex happened EXACTLY how they tell the story?
Almonte
@TheAlmonteFilms
@sagemyster This is the exact product of just liking someone because they’re popular and everyone else likes them Embarrassing.
Almonte
@TheAlmonteFilms
Niggas read one self help book & can’t stop calling saying “toxic” & “manifest”
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Almonte
@TheAlmonteFilms
@jasthehueman I can’t believe this is the nature of me finding your twitter
Almonte
@TheAlmonteFilms
Honestly, this is one of the best pedigrees ever in the SUBWAY What do y’all think? #SubwayMania pic.twitter.com/3ZIx7nEmxS
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Almonte Juhurd
@TheAlmonteFilms
Hi I'm Chris Hansen With Dateline NBC . Could you have a seat with me for a moment, no funny shit ?
IntrovertedExtrovert
@TheAlmonteFilms
This shit is so funny. I’m the broke guy though. Almonte you had me cracking up. twitter.com/thealmontefilm…
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
