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Alyssa
@TheAlyssaAllen
My husband: Vemoned me 100$ saying “for that ass”
Me texting him: Ry, you didn’t have to send me that
Him: Oh I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
Me texting him: Ry, you didn’t have to send me that
Him: Oh I… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Alyssa
@TheAlyssaAllen
I just woke up asking if I’m in a sinking ship.. I’m in bed at home.. I was half asleep and I don’t even know it… twitter.com/i/web/status/1…
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Alyssa
@TheAlyssaAllen
Bitches don’t be having shit to say when they see you in person
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Alyssa
@TheAlyssaAllen
Congrats boss, now get in there & make another one to ruin her summer twitter.com/Bryson_Akers/s…
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Alyssa
@TheAlyssaAllen
I was today years old when I realized this emoji was breastfeeding and not holding the baby..
Shalissa
@TheAlyssaAllen
Ugh why me
Shalissa
@TheAlyssaAllen
@KellermanHannah It makes me so happy
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Shalissa
@TheAlyssaAllen
i stopped reaching out to people & now i have like one friend lol
Retweet of status by @_carlyyyy_
Alyssa
@TheAlyssaAllen
I have so much packing to do before this move in a few days and I haven’t done anything
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Alyssa
@TheAlyssaAllen
I can’t sleep
Alyssa
@TheAlyssaAllen
75 degree days on the forecast mean riding Season is right around the corner
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
