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The Ciscokidder
@TheCiscoKidder
The longer you're married, the more foreplay it takes to get her excited. I'm up to a week and a half now
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The Ciscokidder
@TheCiscoKidder
so apparently my neighbours are referring to me as having "a drug problem" because i smoke weed
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The Ciscokidder
@TheCiscoKidder
Iβm guessing the relationship is over when your partner gives out your number to his friends to call and try to hookup with you.
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The Ciscokidder
@TheCiscoKidder
Happy Thanksgiving to all my funny fam who celebrate today, much love from Brit Land Innit.
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The Ciscokidder
@TheCiscoKidder
Iβm afraid Iβm no classic wifey material, Iβm more partner in crime material
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The Ciscokidder
@TheCiscoKidder
The Cisco Kid Er
@TheCiscoKidder
Looks like you're taken in the bio but single on the TL
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The Cisco Kid Er
@TheCiscoKidder
Grocery store bagger: Would you like help out to your car?
flashback to throwing body in trunk
Me: Only if you're clocking out...
flashback to throwing body in trunk
Me: Only if you're clocking out...
The Cisco Kid Er
@TheCiscoKidder
Always have water available at home. You cannot make coffee without it.
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The Cisco Kid Er
@TheCiscoKidder
[at music festival]
My clearly bored 12 year old: I don't want to sit here and watch you and mom get drunk.
Me: π«£
My clearly bored 12 year old: I don't want to sit here and watch you and mom get drunk.
Me: π«£
The Cisco Kid Er
@TheCiscoKidder
ope! wrong cavity pic.twitter.com/5yge5vLe2c
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fakhright
@fakhright
astaghfirullah peng.krim guaaaaaaaa..............a *salto sambil solat*
